December 2009
7 posts
A Love Story
Brandall: Queer Biscuit I will call you tomorrow
Me: You complete me
Brandall: (is offline)
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Predictable
Me: Givens.
Chuck: Nelson.
Me: Predictable.
Chuck: Falafel.
Me: Better.
Chuck: Predictable.
Me: Damnit!
Me: I'm going to see this on Tumblr, aren't I?
The Boobs Documentary
Me: What's up Tig Bitties?
AshleyK: You're not going to be able to call me that soon.
Me: Oh shit that's right! When is surgery?
AshleyK: Still not a date- waiting for the insurance company to approve the 32 pages my surgeon sent them
Me: Aw man, I should have done a documentary relating the size of your boobs to the amount of free shit you get
AshleyK: hahahahah that would be award winning
Me: I mean, we still have time if your date isn't set
AshleyK: that means i have to wear low cut shirts and be a whore
Me: That shouldn't be too hard- you're a natural
AshleyK: ...
Me: AHAHAHAHA GET IT!!??
WatchI recently recorded vocals for a YouTube collab put together by the band Barefoot Truth. From what I’ve been told, the collab is going to feature a slew of YouTube artists performing their song “All Good Reasons” on various instruments. Rather than keep this a complete secret (the finished product isn’t scheduled to be debuted until February), I thought I’d upload a...
Conclusive Evidence that I am Superior to a Cat
Chuck: Dude.
Chuck: Come back to NC.
Chuck: I miss you.
Chuck: Like, WAY more than Icky.